Piss Me

galaxys4:

hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are

jacknoir:

THESE TWO HAVE BEEN STANDING FACING EACH OTHER FOR LIKE 2 MINUTES AND ONE OF THEM JUST PICKED UP A FLOWER AND SET IT DOWN AN THE OTHER ONE PICKED IT UP THATS SO FUCKIGN CUTE OH MY GOD

brodavesprites:

♡ INSTANT CRUSH ♡

an alt version of that last thing

i-am-the-timelord-victorious:

This is the greatest picture you’ll see all day. You’re welcome.

awayed:

my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so

goliathsc:

OH YOU INTERNET

snlofficial:

*pulls in drive-thru* “ah yes i would like some chicken nuggets, a burger, and a vanilla milksha-” i am too late. my car is surrounded by hundreds of boys ready to attack. my milkshake has truly brought all the boys to the yard